All things said, she’s lucky to be alive…
When I first moved to Canada, I showed up to a party and started putting my beer in the fridge. The entire kitchen stopped to stare in wonder and disbelief until someone yelled out ‘don’t fucking waste pizza space. This whole country is a f*ckin icebox’
Who refrigerates pizza? That’s worse than milk in bags. If there’s pizza left you keep eating. Or you leave breakfast slices out on the counter to age til morning.
It’s December and those girls are bright orange.
The picture is from June
But I’m from New Jersey where some girls are always orange
In our waiters defense, we did say “bring an uncomfortable amount of ranch.”
You’ll love dating me. I’ve got such a great sense of humor. I’m somebody who can laugh at their innumerable shortcomings - physical, emotional, financial, intellectual, and so on. I laugh at all of it and I never do anything to fix any of these extremely serious problems. You’ll absolutely love dating me.
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the sign looks like it’s walking towards me i feel threatened
So this is a real thing that I found at Chapters today…
The stories of harsh winters, callous thieves, and the one asshole who wouldn’t trade any ore even though he had no crop.