A MONSTER TRUCK THAT WALKS LIKE A MAN!
Suck a dick, 50 minutes

Suck a dick, 50 minutes

Better late than never.

Better late than never.

octoberanytime:

Who is ready for chilly nights, pumpkin spiced lattes, hoodie & jeans, bonfires, crisp air, cider mills, hayrides, haunted houses, 13 nights of Halloween, apple cider, fall candles, changing leaves, carving pumpkins, and walks in the woods. I know I sure am!

Go fuck yourself

What do they have at the concession stand?Salty harrumphs and Rupert’s fingers

What do they have at the concession stand?
Salty harrumphs and Rupert’s fingers

After hearing this my friend and I decided to look up how that converted to miles per gallon, and if I remember correctly it’s significantly less than a mile per gallon

gifftrax:

[MST3K Experiment 424: Manos: the Hands of Fate]
fuks:

I love it

Crack smoking mayor gets shit done

fuks:

I love it

Crack smoking mayor gets shit done

phoenix-falls:

No sugardaddies. No sugar mamas. No sugarbabies. Full socialism in romantic relationships. There are only sugarcomrades.

Kim Jong ilu

Last night my friend informed me

That she wants me to be her maid of honor.

Step 1: assemble.
Step 2: you’re done.

Step 1: assemble.
Step 2: you’re done.