A MONSTER TRUCK THAT WALKS LIKE A MAN!
Went to sleep naked

Woke up with sweatpants on

Mysteries

detectivanilla:

percymyjackson:

So my driving teacher has three fingers on one hand and four on the other and he makes puns about it and it’s great. And today he was like “I went to the museum and found my ancestors’ look guys!” And showed us this…

WHY DOES THIS NOT HAVE MORE NOTES

but why does that person have such few fingers?

detectivanilla:

percymyjackson:

So my driving teacher has three fingers on one hand and four on the other and he makes puns about it and it’s great.
And today he was like
“I went to the museum and found my ancestors’ look guys!”
And showed us this…

WHY DOES THIS NOT HAVE MORE NOTES

but why does that person have such few fingers?

Just got an invite to a baptist worship night

by a dude who has the knowledge that I am an atheist
someone remind me to send him an invite to the american atheists convention next time it rolls around

accordingtojess:

notforthem:

accordingtojess:

notforthem reblogged your photo and added:

Get contacts, pussy

I wear contacts! but also glasses: http://accordingtojess.tumblr.com/post/22384628699

Also, is that supposed to be an insult? because hello - lesbian!

Pussy doesn’t come from vagina slang, it comes from pusillanimous.
As in people that lack the courage to stick shit in their eyes.

[citation needed]

If I was on my computer I’d throw a lmgtfy at you

accordingtojess:

notforthem reblogged your photo and added:

Get contacts, pussy

I wear contacts! but also glasses: http://accordingtojess.tumblr.com/post/22384628699

Also, is that supposed to be an insult? because hello - lesbian!

Pussy doesn’t come from vagina slang, it comes from pusillanimous.
As in people that lack the courage to stick shit in their eyes.

erik-steigerwald:

annieskywalker:

vevamadness:

all the time

MY LIFE

true


Get contacts, pussy

erik-steigerwald:

annieskywalker:

vevamadness:

all the time

MY LIFE

true

Get contacts, pussy

Is that Elizabeth henstridge?
She’s so adorable on shield

sun and moonAnd a random flower

sun and moon
And a random flower

JB deleted this because he doesn’t want you to know he’s a nerd

I didn’t see the third match but EG did a good job of neutralizing doom in the second.

Vici kicked ass all day though, should be an interesting final.

JB deleted this because he doesn’t want you to know he’s a nerd

I didn’t see the third match but EG did a good job of neutralizing doom in the second.

Vici kicked ass all day though, should be an interesting final.

dota 2 

mostlyblame:

notforthem:

VG vs EG opening game
Dirty
Fuckin dirty 
VG dominated

You… follow dota?

not really
a few of my buddies play and being a videogame nerd I played with them for a while
I find the game incredibly frustrating, but I’ve found it fun to watch the really good teams play during the international
Although the parts I’ve found frustrating seems to be present even at the highest levels.