Why is this dude all over my dash and askbox recently?
Fuck this shit.
why is that sausage there
there is a dancing woman in a bikini with excessively long arms and an eyeball for a head and you question the sausage
omfg
Why isn’t there bacon?
UD is sending me a check for $80
and I’m probably going to spend it on sweaters and pants
Guess college is over when you don’t fill a shell with keystone and charge your friends 3 dollars when someone gives you any amount of money over $65
notforthem reblogged your post:
what day are you going to sign the divorce papers?i mean, hopefully never.
too bad.






