February 2010
I wanted to say..
hasgerms:
notforthem:
hasgerms:
I follow some of the coolest people on tumblr in my opinion. For Example - I have only seen 2 grammy related posts on my dash; and they were both complaints.
I guess I have to be more careful when deciding who to follow
That is why UnFollow Friday exists, you give the douches a week to either entertain you mildly or get the fuck off your dash. :)
I...
I wanted to say..
hasgerms:
I follow some of the coolest people on tumblr in my opinion. For Example - I have only seen 2 grammy related posts on my dash; and they were both complaints.
I guess I have to be more careful when deciding who to follow
January 2010
Cousin's Wedding
Today’s the day I didn’t actually touch the holy gifts yesterday Still worried they might sear my hand
Watchasspennies
Down Beast!
So tomorrow is my cousin’s wedding Tonight is the rehearsal dinner
My cousin is like a sister to me. We’ve always been close, and we used to live in the same house for a few years and whatnot. Well she wanted me to be involved in the wedding so I’m going to be carrying the gifts at church.
Apparently that means I’m gonna be marching the christ crackers or wine or a cross...
is tumblr broken D:
(via hasgerms)
I don’t think so
i'm so bloody miserable right now
deadchique:
i hate people
i hate you
and your filthy spewing mouth
Cool!
blah blah blah, all these followers but none of...
kris10mo:
notforthem:
coleypickles:
notforthem:
kris10mo:
coleypickles:
why do i even have a tumblr?
:( What’s wrong?
maybe you should try real friends
wow Kris, you have some douchebag followers..
waaah, waaah Plus I read your other post. Have either of you ever manned up and asked someone out instead of waiting to be asked out?
Not before this year, because everyone in my...
blah blah blah, all these followers but none of...
coleypickles:
notforthem:
kris10mo:
coleypickles:
why do i even have a tumblr?
:( What’s wrong?
maybe you should try real friends
wow Kris, you have some douchebag followers..
waaah, waaah Plus I read your other post. Have either of you ever manned up and asked someone out instead of waiting to be asked out?
blah blah blah, all these followers but none of...
kris10mo:
coleypickles:
why do i even have a tumblr?
:( What’s wrong?
maybe you should try real friends
But on the other hand,
vicpav:
“A morbid activity of the psychical centers intensifies the bad qualities of women and induces them to seek relief in evil deeds; when piety and maternal sentiment are wanting and in their place are strong passions and intensely erotic tendencies, much muscular strength and superior intelligence for the conception and execution of evil, it is clear that the innocuous semi-criminal...
Boss' Ringtone
So I got the boss’ ringtone from the geico commercial on my iphone. Now my dad routinely calls me just to make it play. If my phone is on vibrate he is disappointed. I find this hilarious.
You know what you don't see much of these days?
hasgerms:
notforthem:
stryker:
Hidden album tracks.
When I got my hands on None Shall Pass by Aesop Rock I was surprised to find a hidden track. So I suppose you are correct sir.
For a few years there.. artist were getting wicked creative with the hidden tracks too.
I’ve always loved hidden tracks. But when they were popular I was still using a cd player and trying to fastforward...
You know what you don't see much of these days?
stryker:
Hidden album tracks.
When I got my hands on None Shall Pass by Aesop Rock I was surprised to find a hidden track. So I suppose you are correct sir.
Now that Salinger is dead,
hasgerms:
notforthem:
kris10mo:
tamburina:
I wonder if Hollywood will win and get the rights to adapt his books into films. I am hoping that his son respects Salinger’s wishes and never sells the rights.
Because I could see Hollywood giving the role of Holden to someone like Zac Efron or Robert McFootface Pattinson.
I’d kill myself.
I’d kill myself too. That would be horrible.
I...
Now that Salinger is dead,
kris10mo:
tamburina:
I wonder if Hollywood will win and get the rights to adapt his books into films. I am hoping that his son respects Salinger’s wishes and never sells the rights.
Because I could see Hollywood giving the role of Holden to someone like Zac Efron or Robert McFootface Pattinson.
I’d kill myself.
I’d kill myself too. That would be horrible.
I think Efron or Pattinson would...
Sage Francis - Hoofprints in the Sand
“If you aint dead, you aint a suicide girl”
– Sage Francis - Midgets and Giants
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Beer and Bacon Day
We haven’t picked a day for it yet, but we had the idea for a day where you do nothing but eat bacon and drink beer.
Also: there should be a slip and slide, maybe even substitute the water for bacon grease. Mmm delicious slip and slide.
Catcher in the Rye still sucks.
I don’t change my views about people or their work when they die.
So long jd, but your book still sucks cock.
14537.) I walked in on my parents having sex....
deadchique:
(via blogsecret)
I CAUGHT MY MOM HAVING LESBIAN SEX WITH HER GF WHEN I WAS 15 I’M NOT EVEN FUCKING KIDDING.
I screamed for like 3 hours straight.
And I could never use scissors again
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OH SHIT IT'S ALMOST THE FINAL DANCE SCENE
GET FUCKING PUMPED
CAPS LOCK PUMPED
Watching Step Up 2 the Streets
‘Cause it’s on And the only things missing are Cusack and Campbell.
“Drunk is nature!”
– Clay Puppington - Moral Orel
Just caught the end of role models. It is absurd but I enjoyed it.
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“Fuck your skin”
– P.O.S. - Purexed
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“Life’s not a bitch, life is a beautiful woman
You only call her a bitch...”
– Aesop Rock - Daylight
Why am I here??
mikeysofresh:
Alright, alright, whats really good.. I have a livejournal, never really kept up with it but I went back and checked it out the other day and the shit that was going through my head was so entertaining. I stumbled upon tumblr and you know what, I’m gonna see if I can get this started and keep up with it.
I hope everyone enjoys my stories and antics :-)
Big Mikey welcome to...
i wish i still talked to more people from my...
spacecataz:
(via carinaavila)
Funny you should mention it, today me and some old IFs were going over our old conquests. From 2003-2007, I fucked so many dudes from Livejournal it’s borderline retarded.
That last line might be the funniest thing I’ve ever heard Congrats
People think I do a lot of drugs...
dicksholley:
I don’t do them that often. The weekend, for the most part, is high time, sometimes drunk time, and every so often tripping balls off the walls time, but… I don’t know. I think people think I’m high all the time because I say wierd shit, or shit that they think is wierd. Like, for the most part, I just smoke weed.
I don’t know man. It’s not offensive, it’s just… I don’t know.
I...
I don't know homie, you decide.
I went to AC for a friend’s birthday. We got sufficiently intoxicated. Then a few of us went wandering around Harrah’s. I insisted on yelling “How alive? Too alive!” at people in the elevator and hallways. Thanks Aesop Rock
While drinking at the bar, I thought it’d be fun to put pretzels in people’s drinks which surprisingly didn’t turn out poorly....
Law and Order: SVU
I’m disappointed
You are giving misinformation about fire safety.
You do not point a fire extinguisher at the top of a raging fire and expect it to go out.
You gotta hit the base
Rise in teen pregnancies spurs debate: Rate jumps... →
spacecataz:
“Clearly, the nation’s collective efforts to convince teens to postpone childbearing must be more creative and more intense, and they must begin today.”
Damn, is it really that hard to not let him stick it in? I was perfectly content with fingerbanging in the back row of the movie theater until I was 18. Kids today must be hella slutty.
It’s risen for the first time in a...
