February 2011
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Ten thousand TONNES of salt.
rikashay:
Toronto’s fucking ready for a snow storm.
pickle juice. I read a story about how a place around here has resorted to using pickle juice to melt snow.
January 2011
uppitywomenfolk asked: Umm you don't have to get nasty about it :/ Anyone who took 7th grade history could tell you that.
I didn't like how you said it so rudely so I changed it.
I didn't like how you said it so rudely so I changed it.
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Vegetarians aren't people
yea. I said it.
misogynie:
notforthem:
misogynie:
notforthem:
misogynie:
notforthem replied to your photo:I wish I had someone to take care of me. There are…
soup bitch
but concon I don’t have any wah :(
take some food, put it in hot water for a long while and you’ve got stew. Stew is close enough
will froot loops and goldfish work :(
if you like colorful paste
no :(
Too bad
misogynie:
notforthem:
misogynie:
notforthem replied to your photo:I wish I had someone to take care of me. There are…
soup bitch
but concon I don’t have any wah :(
take some food, put it in hot water for a long while and you’ve got stew. Stew is close enough
will froot loops and goldfish work :(
if you like colorful paste
misogynie:
notforthem replied to your photo:I wish I had someone to take care of me. There are…
soup bitch
but concon I don’t have any wah :(
take some food, put it in hot water for a long while and you’ve got stew. Stew is close enough
rikashay asked: I should've known you'd love that video!
Mark Twain: Who Prays For Satan?
snorlaxbalog:
“But who prays for Satan? Who, in eighteen centuries, has had the common humanity to pray for the one sinner that needed it most?” Mark Twain
I’m a pretty strong atheist / anti-theist but this might be my new favorite quote. Most Judeo religions are based on forgiveness and acceptance, yet Christian religions seem to find it very easy to blame everything on the deception and evil...
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Dear DL Hughley and dumb republican guy on Real...
How the fuck do you not believe in evolution fuck I hate you people You’re ruining this country
Missed Opportunity
I just realized that when the girl we call tentacles was talking about how she was offered a job in porn no one made a tentacle porn reference.
I’m disappointed in myself
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Day 24
Day 24 - Short term goals for this month and why?
Since january only has 4 days left I’ll do this for feb
1. Finally finish this survey thing because it has taken me well over 30 days 2. Stay sober because I can be quite mean when I am drunk 3. Win the haiku deathmatch. This is unlikely because I don’t have many haikus written, but it would be quite fun. 4. Convince someone to drop...
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Harass the staff
this is my new fun game The staff asked people to make sure they tag their posts about shit happening in egypt with the tag egypt I’m going to tag all my posts today with egypt just because I’m a dick
Dear Erin,
the one in the great state of new jersey
Sincerely Connor
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The next time you're going to stay in a hotel
Get some scissors, glue sticks, and gay porn mags
Make the bible a picture book
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Forever alone
JB: Why does everyone disapprove of my video games and sexual relations as a first date?
Me: Because we've interacted with women before
Genie Giant Orange: Some of my awesome, sexy,... →
rikashay:
As promised earlier.
IN NO PARTICULAR ORDER:
DERVD. He’s my best bro and my favourite person to make fun of. He’s silly and awesome and let’s face it, he and I make the best fake swingers around.
JENNI. She’s my leading lady. We’ve known each other for years and she’s always been…
I made it! I made it!
From the Westside, With Love: I wanna hear your... →
full-clip:
I wanna hear your voice but I don’t want you to call, I wanna see you boy but not see you at all.. I wanna make up but I still wanna fight, I wanted to break up but it just don’t feel right…
I hate you, you hate me but still can’t escape we, and all the bullshit we’ve been going through lately…..
tl;dnr
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Fool proof plan
to get laid:
Grow a human ear on the back of a mouse Remove and let it whither a bit Place in a jar Tell artsy girls it is van gogh’s Kinky severed ear sex
MORGANICAL E. BLOOM: Going against a lot of my old... →
misogynie:
notforthem:
michaeltheking:
I hate women. All of them. Normally I’d call this stereotyping or pigeonholing, but all of you have yet to prove me wrong. It’d probably be naive to say this at 16, but I think after 21 years of living I’ve finally met/hated enough women to form an educated opinion. I can only…
If you cannot interact well with an entire gender you’re the one with the...
Day 25
thewordthelinetheway:
Just got my Capstone project approved for a pretty sweet short film.
Time to make it AWESOME!!!
Boo creepy foot doctor hooray being approved for pretty sweet short film
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MORGANICAL E. BLOOM: Going against a lot of my old... →
michaeltheking:
I hate women. All of them. Normally I’d call this stereotyping or pigeonholing, but all of you have yet to prove me wrong. It’d probably be naive to say this at 16, but I think after 21 years of living I’ve finally met/hated enough women to form an educated opinion. I can only…
If you cannot interact well with an entire gender you’re the one with the problem.
ashrevolts replied to your photo:New Sheriff In Town: An Autobiography by Vance…
that’s RJ Sheriff McNapNap to you sir
hahahahahahahahahahahaha haha ha
Except it is Sheriff RJ McNapNap Because the first name comes after the title sheriff
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pekingduck:
Why do people write “Won’t follow back” on their Tumblrs? Do they realize how conceited they sound? What makes them even think that the person wants them to follow them back? This is the internet, get over yourself.
Not everyone is special.
I like you a lot. I really should get over you, but you’re all I can think about sometimes. How sad.
I hate Vermont. It’s mad cold yo.
I...
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Skins is so good
I’m glad they brought it to america
American version > UK
olli-no-mates replied to your photo:I love black jesus so much because he makes white…
Black Jesus?
Yes, logically jesus would have been black/brown But jesus is usually portrayed as white european as fuck When you point out that jesus’ whiteness is a fallacy many christians who grew up with a white guy nailed to a post hanging around get mad.
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While discussing the canadian bagged milk...
i want to start packaging other things incorrectly like chicken in glass jars, pasta in baseball caps, dance movies in something associated with heterosexual masculinity