Usually I show you guys screen caps of me being a dick on facebook but sometimes facebook is used to show how I’ve been a dick in the past.
I guess I made a girl cry with or about bacon back in college.
This was an anthropology quiz. I switched writing utensils to make Mmmm BacoN (excuse my terrible handwriting) more noticeable.
Connor… Have you seen these?
I have now!
Bacon hasn’t gotten me laid yet though
I somehow end up with vegetarians most of the time
Completely logical.
Connor: I wish I was bacon.
Me: Awww, Connor...
Connor: that's not something to aww at. i feel like everyone should want to be bacon
Me: But then we'd all just want to eat ourselves... Or each other...
Connor: you're right, some people need to be maple syrup
I should have posted this sooner, possibly with a pic as well, but anyway.
I finally made it to “Smoke’s Poutinerie” with my friend Tom on Tuesday. I decided in honour of Epic Meal Time, especially being a day they normally post vids, to get the Bacon Poutine.
Oh My God.
IT WAS LITERALLY 5O…
NEED
NEED NOW
“She got up, she was very visibly pregnant, and it’s really it’s a problem because she’s about seven months pregnant, it’s her first pregnancy, and she and the baby’s father aren’t married, and before two billion people, Natalie Portman says, ‘Oh I want to thank my love and he’s given me the most wonderful gift,’” Huckabee told Medved, per the liberal group MediaMatters. “He didn’t give her the most wonderful gift, which would be a wedding ring! And it just seems to me that sending that kind of message is problematic.”
oh mike huckabee, thank you for pointing out that the most wonderful gift a man can give a woman is a wedding ring
PLEASE SOMEONE MAKE ME AN HONEST WOMAN AND PUT A RING ON IT I WON’T BE COMPLETE WITHOUT IT!!!
SEXISTS GET ME HOT AND BOTHERED.
the most wonderful gift in the world is bacon
