Usually I show you guys screen caps of me being a dick on facebook but sometimes facebook is used to show how I’ve been a dick in the past.

I guess I made a girl cry with or about bacon back in college.

Things happening on my facebook:

1. Quoting Dessa around 8pm related to my going to bed quite early.
2. Jokes about STDs
3. Comparing christianity to STDs
4. Wishing it was possible to cure christianity with antibiotics

Sometimes I am irksome.

I am mildly irritating. 

Some people wonder why I’m a generally unpleasant person
It’s shit like this 

Guys, what if cats drove cars and there were dead people in the road?

I’m such an ass

Less praising her
More insinuating people don’t need god, and that god is fake 

I’m no architect but the new lord of the rings game looks an awful lot like Counter-strike.

And I’m pretty sure not even Gandalf had dualies 

So if there was a fuckyeahalanturing.tumblr.com, would you follow it?

Update: Rachel responded with “I just googled him. his bio hurts my brain.”